UNSOLVED MYSTERIES 2


Did James Tolkan (the Head Teacher from Back To The Future) ever have a full head of hair, I just watched Serpico which was made 12 years before Back To The Future and his head was just as shiny back then. Also, does Morgan Freeman ever age, he looks exactly the same age in every film he's ever been in. Seriously, these 2 questions need to be answered.

YOUTH CREAM ALL OVER GARY'S FACE


This British Rail ad from the 80s seems too good bad twisted to be true.

WHAT IS THAT?




LOOK AT MY LONG HAIR

Nerijus is a sensitive Lithuanian who loves taking photos of himself with different hairstyles. He then uploads the images onto Flickr for the world to enjoy. Here are some of his best shots, complete with his captions.

My long hair

My forehead with some short bangs

My braids


My braid

My long bangs

See more HERE


YOU CAN'T OUT-FREAK DALE ON THE DANCEFLOOR


Get set for Dancefloor Dale to electric boogaloo his butt into your hearts and minds. Made by the good people at Warp, it features music by Flying Lotus and cartoons by our buddy and Flash animation genius Devin Flynn. WARNING: Flashing lights and fornication.

AS THICK AS MY CHUBBY THUMB



I used to really admire Piers Morgan when he was a tabloid newspaper editor, but I've come to detest him ever since he became a TV personality/pompous bastard. This ad, voiced by the odious Morgan, really makes me cringe and cower every time I hear it. I think it's the line comparing a steak to his chubby thumb that really hurts me.

"It's my opinion, and therefore a fact, that you can't beat a good steak. And not any old steak. I want my steak matured for at least 21 days, hand-cut and as thick as my chubby thumb.
"I want it covered in crushed peppercorns, cooked to absolute perfection, and finished with butter, sea salt and fresh parsley. And I want every fork-full to leave me utterly speechless."


CUNT.

36 15 MOOG



I just realised today that I keep getting albums from THIS great blog, if you like your music with a lot of Moog then this is where to get it, seriously this blog has loads and loads of great stuff, here 2 of my favourites that I have taken for myself.


MORT GARSON - PLANTASIA
Supposedly this album came free with a mattress to be played to your plants?


EXPLORER - EXPLORER
I had a couple of songs from this album from a brilliant Gomma compilation called Teutonik Disaster for a few years and always wanted to hear the rest of their stuff and here it is, amazing.

ファーイーストファミリーバンド


Feel the cosmic sounds.

INTER-GENERATIONAL LOVE STORY

She might be a wrinkly 48-year-old mole. He might be a 24-year-old idiot with a stupid moustache and way-not-strong-enough glasses. But so fucking what? Who knows where cupid's arrow will strike? This couple fell in love and decided to get married ...

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The invites came out nice.
He likes it when she touches his nipples.

wed3
A toast to true love with a glass of ice-cold water.


wed2
Just look at all the neat stuff they got from well-wishers!




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He is SO going to tear dat ass up tonight.

POLITICIANS FALL FROM GRACE

Here's South African politico Nhlanhla Nene on live TV telling the people how he wants to engage with the public, or something. It's hard to concentrate on what he's saying after the loud crack that is heard in the studio...





It reminds me of a similar incident that befell Pakistani politico Chief Justice Abdul Hameed Dogar after another loud crack rang out...



PAUL McCARTNEY'S HEAD FOUND BY TRAMP


A missing £10,000 wax bust of Paul McCartney has been found by a homeless guy who had been using it as pillow. Champ tramp Anthony Silva discovered it while sleeping by dustbins near Reading railway station. The 41-year-old, who has been homeless for three weeks, is now set to get a £2,000 reward for the head’s safe return from owner Joby Carter who left it on a train. “I’ve been using Paul’s head as a pillow,” he added. “It wasn’t very comfy.”

UNSOLVED MYSTERIES


Why does Samuel L. Jackson always wear a Kangol hat, WHY?! Do people actually wear Kangol hats because he does, sometimes I don't understand what's going on in the world. He's an idiot.

THE SECRET MUSEUM OF MANKIND






















This book is incredible, published in 1935 The Secret Museum of Mankind has no author or credits, no copyright, no date, no page numbers or index. It is just a collection of photos of tribes and cultures from all over the world together with very racist text over 5 volumes (each one a different continent). HERE you can view all 564 pages scanned in and transcribed.

DO YOU LIKE MY NEW BEDSHEETS?




FUCK THE SYSTSEM



WBMX 102.7FM



WBMX was probably the most important radio station in Chicago during the early days of House music, it played the all the latest House records being played in the clubs of Chicago aswell as Italo, Disco and Post Punk. A website has aload of the original mixes from 1983-88 that were played by WBMX's DJ's including Farley "Funkin" Keith, Frankie Knuckles, Ralphie "Rockin" Rosario and Steve "Silk" Hurley.

LINK

BABY SHOOTS DAD DEAD

Holy shit, have you seen the video of the kid who accidentally shoots his dad through the heart? I'm not sure if it's real or fake, but the footage is said to be from a Syrian wedding party, where it's customary to celebrate by firing into the air. Anyhoo, Daddy lets his son play around with his loaded gun with fatal results.


OLD LADY GOES TO THE DINER FOR A LEMONADE

BUT GETS A BIT CARRIED AWAY WITH HER MAKEUP


HAVE SOME OF THAT



MY OLD NEIGHBOUR


For the first year of my life this man was actually my neigbour, my brother (who would have only been 4 at the time) even invited him round our house!? Gordon is famous in Bournemouth for being able to tell the time acurately without ever wearing a watch, you'll usually see him wondering around town, at AFC Bournemouth games or watching Poole Pirates, he used to have a dog too that he told me he played darts on? If you ever see Gordon, ask him the time and he will look at his watchless wrist, then look at the sky and tell you and will always get it right, I guess he gets it right so often because he's probably asked every minute of his life.

THE FAT LADY GETS UP TO SING BUT FALLS OVER AND HURTS HER BACKSIDE



SUBURBIA


PART 1


PARTS 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10

SUBURBIA is the film Penelope Spheeris made straight after DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION PT.1 after impressing "King of the Bs" ROGER CORMAN. The story follows a group of alienated suburb teenage punks, it sort of reminds me of a mix between Over The Edge and Rivers Edge, but without the word 'Edge' in the title.

RED DAWN




Patrick Swayze, Charlie Sheen, Harry Dean Stanton, Lea Thompson, C. Thomas Howell and Commies. What more could you want in an 80's action teen film, one of my favourite films of all time. Also the operation that captured Sadaam Hussein was named after this film.

PLANETARY NATURAL LOVE GAS WEBBIN' 199999


While posting the Yamantaka eYe exhibition yesterday I realised I haven't uploaded his PLANETARY NATURAL LOVE GAS WEBBIN' 199999 mix CD yet. Personally I don't like it as much as his DJ CHAOS - LIVE MIXXX, but then it's nothing like that, but still definitely worth owning. I'm feeling a bit lazy to upload it myself and because it slows my computer when I do it, so here is a link I've found where you can get it and thank the person for taking the time out to upload it for you to enjoy.

LINK

IN YOUR FACE



JOHN CAGE 4:33



GLOW



Don't know what's going on here either, also is that the weird gran from Pink Flamingos who likes eating eggs at 2.36?

DISCO VOLANTE


Don't really know what's going on here, but I like it.

FUTURE SUIT



BILL MURRAY DONT LIKE TECHNOLOGY



THAT'S HOT



I just realised all the videos I just put up in the last 3 post have been uploaded by the same person, check the rest of them (they're all as good as the ones I've posted) HERE, HERE and HERE

THE BROKERS WITH HANDS ON THEIR FACES BLOG

LINK

RA&A











THESE guys made cool adverts.

RON HAYS

DIGIT


DELTA 1


YAMANTAKA EYE & MATT LOCK SHOWS

MATT LOCK


YAMANTAKA eYe


2 great looking shows this week in London, the first is MATT LOCK'S first solo show in the UK at NOG GALLERY on Tuesday, and the other on Friday is the first London solo show of Boredom's genius, YAMANTAKA eYe which is being put together by PAPERBACK MAGAZINE with the latest issue also on sale, plus to make what should already be an amazing show, music on the night will be provided by none other than the mighty FERGADELIC.

MICHAEL BALLACK


Is Michael Ballack just an overgrown dwarf?

ROCKERS NYC





Great new tees from ROCKERS NYC that I'll have to get soon before they sell out. Also check out their BLOG which has 35 albums for you to download which are influences on the new line.