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Why does Samuel L. Jackson always wear a Kangol hat, WHY?! Do people actually wear Kangol hats because he does, sometimes I don't understand what's going on in the world. He's an idiot.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

he's not an idiot. the man likes kangol hats. we can't hate him for that.

PETE said...

hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha
anonymos is funny

JIRO said...

Yes we can.

PETE said...

iv'e worn a kangol hat a few times in my life. the dude is bald and wants to wear a hat, not just any normal hat, a fancy hat

bradlby said...

Maybe there is an all consuming vortex under that hat that he dare not expose the world to, lest it be torn asunder.

Conroy said...

He's sponsored by kangol, probably the boring but true answer. And he thinks his head looks too small and insignificant without a hat crowning it and adding a bit of girth.

Anonymous said...

Samuel L Jackson is 60 years old and he looks cool in a Kangol.
Just like Jiro will look cool as a pensioner wearing VANS.

Anonymous said...

he's like an autistic kid who has to wear his favourite man utd kit every day, otherwise he'll throw an eppy.

Alexander said...

the kangol hat is actually samuel l jackson and the big thing beneath it is just a tumoer.