Hey Middle England! Well done! Congrats for winning the crappiest demographic in the world award. You've succeeded in inspiring the most abhorrent advert the world ever seen. To appeal to your cringingly lame-ass tastes, DFS chose the vilest song in recent memory, assembled a cast of cunts, and got them to perform some vomit-inducing choreography. I've had to stop watching TV in fear of glimpsing a second of this audio-visual excrement.